I'm a bad person.

A major part of my job is dealing with body fluids.  There are more people in this town then I care to admit who have had my hands inside them. I have come home with pieces of people on me.  

So when lava lamp cut his finger, I was of no help. It was barely more than a paper cut and he freaked out.  This is a man who passes when he sees needles and has passed out, laying down.  

That being said when he was on the ground, I didn't get a cool wash cloth or find the first aid kit. I took a picture. 

Enjoy!!!