I'm dreaming of a new body.

It only took me 6 hours to get up the motivation to Zumba.  But I did it.  So the chicken salad was delicious.  You take 3.5 oz of chicken breast, 1/2 cup sliced grapes, 1/2 cup apples, and 1/4 cup plain Greek yogurt. A half cup was too much.  Yummy.  I'm also thinking of going gluten free this week.  Much like my goal weight, lets just see if I can.  

My goal weight is 115. I was reading some magazines this weekend and wondered what I would look like at that weight. So weird. What would I do if my thighs didn't touch?  I how ever would embrace being a 32 A or just having an A cup.  Boobs so get in the way.  I am a huge fan of plastic surgery.  My body is the only thing I'm taking to the grave with me.  Why do you think I'm considering lap band/ Bypass surgery?  I have never understood how some people can be pro WLS surgery and think plastic is horrible.

Neither surgeries will save your marriage, find true love or get you a job promotion.  Both surgeries can improve your confidence, your quality of life and make shopping easier.  

Hell, as soon as I get a few hundred I can throw away I'm getting Botox again.  Not because of the cosmetic effect because it helps with my tension headaches. 

If you are one of those people who are anti plastic and some one wants to buy you new boobs, please email me and give me the money.   I'll take it.  This fraken-Barbie has no shame. 

You can donate to my Botox fund here